1. Vance -"Hey mom, I can count to 100" - Brogan "Oh Yeah, I can count to 6!"
2. Vance - (while holding the phone to his head) "Can everyone PLEASE be quiet while I call my girlfriend!"
3.Vance - (while shopping in Walmart) "MOM, MOM, Brogan is buying alcohol!" Me - "No Vance, That is Coke.. It is soda, but your right, Brogan shouldn't drink it" (Has Vance been thinking I have been drinking alcohol everytime I drink Soda? yikes)
4.Vance - (while praying for a missionary in our ward that was hit by a car) "Please bless Elder Fife, That he can get better and that his wife can have a baby" (hmmmm)
5. Vance - (also during a prayer) "Please bless Mom that she can clean all my clothes so that they smell like soap)